The Implant

I wonder if I’ll feel this rod for the next three years.

It’s tender and uncomfortable.

Not too uncomfortable pain wise, but more uncomfortable feeling wise.

The thought that a tracking device may have been secretly implanted instead gnaws at my highly imaginative mind that watched far too many episodes of the series with the tag line, “Trust no one.

implanon implant

Trust no one

What if I am being watched instead of protected?

What will they find out about me?

Or what if it is a device that slowly changes who you are? Can I put my order in for a 26 year old Rachel Adams look-a-like.

Or what if it releases tiny microbes into my blood and I’ve suddenly become a guinea pig for disease research or the catalyst for a new epidemic designed to wipe out civilisation.

It’s bruised and there’s a red gash where it was inserted. Part of me wants to rip it out like I did with the cannula  in the hospital just after I gave birth to Savannah.

I hope I don’t feel it for much longer so I can quiet my mind and let the rod do its very important job of ensuring that I will not be the bearer of any more children.

I’m more than happy with the two I’ve got.

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  • Tracey

    Hahaha. This post is so funny!! Don’t worry, you won’t feel it forever. In a couple of days it will heal up and you won’t even know it’s there. I’m onto my second one and have had no real problems. My 10 year old is a bit uncertain about the rod he occasionally feels when I’ve bribed him to rub my arm!!

    Even if you have been implanted with a tracking device or have been programmed to become someone else (our husbands may state that will happen anyway!) or are being used as a guinea pig for the next strain of bird flu………all of those things are better than having to give birth to another watermelon!!! Lol.


    • Caz

      Ha HA!! So true Tracey! I’d much rather turn into an alien than go through that again. Great way of thinking


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