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I wonder if I’ll feel this rod for the next three years.<\/p>\n

It’s tender and uncomfortable.<\/p>\n

Not too uncomfortable pain wise, but more uncomfortable feeling wise.<\/p>\n

The thought that a tracking device<\/strong> may have been secretly implanted instead gnaws at my highly imaginative mind that watched far too many episodes of the series with the tag line,\u00a0“Trust no one.<\/em>”<\/p>\n

\"implanon<\/a>

Trust no one<\/p><\/div>\n

What if I am being watched instead of protected?<\/p>\n

What will they find out about me?<\/p>\n

Or what if it is a device that slowly changes who you are? Can I put my order in for a 26 year old Rachel Adams look-a-like.<\/p>\n

Or what if it releases tiny microbes into my blood and I’ve suddenly become a guinea pig for disease research<\/strong> or the catalyst for a new epidemic designed to wipe\u00a0out civilisation.<\/strong><\/p>\n

It’s bruised and there’s a red gash where it was inserted. Part of me wants to rip it out like I did with the cannula \u00a0in the hospital just after I gave birth to Savannah.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

I hope I don’t feel it for much longer so I can quiet my mind and let the rod do its very important job of ensuring that I will not be the bearer of any more children.<\/p>\n

I’m more than happy with the two I’ve got.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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