{"id":3514,"date":"2011-11-13T22:35:48","date_gmt":"2011-11-13T22:35:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mojitomother.com\/?p=3514"},"modified":"2013-08-27T06:03:57","modified_gmt":"2013-08-26T20:03:57","slug":"the-implant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mojitomother.com\/2011\/11\/the-implant\/","title":{"rendered":"The Implant"},"content":{"rendered":"
I wonder if I’ll feel this rod for the next three years.<\/p>\n
It’s tender and uncomfortable.<\/p>\n
Not too uncomfortable pain wise, but more uncomfortable feeling wise.<\/p>\n
The thought that a tracking device<\/strong> may have been secretly implanted instead gnaws at my highly imaginative mind that watched far too many episodes of the series with the tag line,\u00a0“Trust no one.<\/em>”<\/p>\n